Why buy from Trowell Garden Centre?
Same Day Dispatch with Tracking Order before 3pm
FREE UK delivery over £50* (Exclusions apply)
Standard UK Delivery From £3.95
Secure & Easy Payment Options Pay with Visa, MasterCard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Payments & Clear Pay.
Price Match Promise If you can find it cheaper somewhere else, then let us know so we can Price Match.
Over 40 Years Trading Buy confidently from a garden centre that has been trading for over 40 years.
"Alcohol Can Damage Short Term Memory" Metal Sign
A gift for a lover of a tipple or two, the Alcohol Metal Sign by the Original Sign Company is a present they'll be sure to have a chuckle about! This great sign carries a hilarious and relatable (for some!) quote makes this high quality piece of decor a cheeky yet funny gift idea for a booze-drinker you may know, and will be sure to sit pride of place in their home! Made by the Original Sign Company, that create humorous, nostalgic and fun metal signs that are designed and manufactured in their purpose built factory in the UK.
- Alcohol metal sign
- Made by Original Sign Company
- Funny alcohol sign
- Perfect gift
- Dimensions: 40 x 30cm
Online orders - national deliveries.
We are pick, packing, and dispatching safely on time.
Delivery times will be indicated at checkout depending on the service you select, for a few items that may take longer to deliver this will be indicated on the product page and at the checkout.
FREE UK delivery over £50* (Excludes furniture, local van deliveries and postage to remote areas)
Standard 3-5 days £3.95
Express 1-2 days £5.95
Same day dispatch with tracking, order before 3pm.
When you place an order, we will offer choices for you based on the availability of your items and the delivery options you choose. Depending on the delivery service you choose.
For our full details please see our Delivery and Collection policy.
Trowell to your door - local deliveries.
Once we receive your order by this website (where you will get an order confirmation email), email or by telephone, we will deliver your local order within 5 working days (excludes weekends). Unfortunately at the online checkout, we can not specify delivery days or times, however, shortly after your purchase, we will be in contact to confirm your delivery date.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
You should expect to receive your refund within 10 days (depending on payment method, this is much faster) of us receiving your package. However, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly.
Please see our Returns and Refunds policy.